Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The Smartest Species on Earth

Here's a hilarious comment posted on a Slashdot article about ever-happy mice:

Just keeping track ...

Scientists can now produce singing [slashdot.org], fearless [slashdot.org], cancer resistant [slashdot.org], super strong [slashdot.org], plague-infected [slashdot.org], mice with human brain cells [slashdot.org] from artificical sperm [slashdot.org].

On top of that these mice are now happy?!

So that's what the pan-dimensional super-intelligent beings are doing while waiting for The Question: systematically improving their Earth-bodies by manipulating human scientists. Brilliant! This is probably to make taking over the computer-planet easier after it has finished its calculations. Hehe... Too bad the Vogons are coming.    /end H2G2 references