Wednesday, April 27, 2005

SNAil-based data transfer Protocol (SNAP)

Studies have shown that Giant African snails could outperform the top data transfer protocols on the market. Okaaay...

System architecture: the system is constructed of a back end - a carriage, Ben-Hur movie style, which is made of a yoke made of light Balsa, and outfitted with two huge wheels - 2 DVD wheels, 4.7 Giga each. The front end, to which the carriage is harnessed consist of a Giant snail (Achatina fulica), known also as Giant African Snail.

Related escargot jokes here.